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30 Humorous Memes That Absolutely Capture Your Gay Sexual Encounters

Encompassing everything from unsolicited nude photos to hookups and navigating the single scene.

Simply put: Memes.

1. Since you would never permit your closest companion to reach climax so effortlessly

2. Each and EVERY weekend throughout your twenties (and, at times, your thirties):

3. The instances when maintaining resolve is truly necessary

4. A shout-out to each of those men who identify as Masc4Masc - whenever it suits their preferences&8230;

5. The rationale for forgoing underwear while grocery shopping

6. In the event that your partner possesses expertise in anal topography:

7. Conversely, if he lacks such familiarity:

8. During those instances when his climax seems to take an eternity

9. An expression of utter blandness

10. As you earnestly attempt to locate 'The One' yet ultimately embrace the lifestyle of a promiscuous individual

11. Seeing that best friends dispense valuable guidance:

12. Refrain from using your phone and disengage entirely from social platforms

13. Deceit of that nature never leads anyone to any desirable outcome

14. INDEED

15. Embrace promiscuity. However, refrain from acting foolishly.

16. The occasions on which they become overly enthusiastic

17. When sexual activity has been absent from your life for an unreasonable duration

18. Sending intoxicated texts expressing a longing for his manhood

19. Subsequent to revealing your latex allergy

20. His prowess regarding endurance proves exceptionally formidable

21. He employed exceptionally flattering camera angles

22. As that attractive man desires a committed relationship, however, your sole intention involves engaging in sexual intercourse

23. Incessantly, whenever you visit the STI clinic and face judgmental glares from that woman, resembling this:

24. When your current status is unattached, however, your male member seems to believe that you are involved romantically

25. Upon arriving home subsequent to a Grindr-arranged group encounter on a Sunday afternoon

26. Post-session, in this manner:

27. While navigating an extended duration devoid of sexual activity

28. Those mere three seconds can appear to stretch into what feels like an eternity

 

29. Because you happen to be a trooper

30. And acknowledging this as the definitive reality for single individuals:

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