Gale-force pie

'At the very least, it was a dessert containing fruit,' declared Anita Bryant, her words uttered after an LGBTQ+ activist disrupted her televised homophobic tirade by launching a pie at her countenance on October the fourteenth, nineteen seventy-seven. Bryant's subtle reference to an antigay epithet—'fruitcake' having been a derogatory descriptor for individuals within the LGBT+ community—was followed by half-hearted supplications for her pie